dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
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