i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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