and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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