Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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