i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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