She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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