Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
