Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
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