3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
smell my finger.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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