Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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