It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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