that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
May the power of my ass compel you!!
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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