Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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