what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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