i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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