Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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