Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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