You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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