she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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