I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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