As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
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