so explain again why im purple
no
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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