sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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