How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
My liver just had a heart attack.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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