So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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