Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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