Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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