is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
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