oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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