so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
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