The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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