Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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