I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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