Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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