I'm sorry my penis didn't work
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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