That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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