have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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