it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
i will never coherently bang her
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
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