she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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