"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
It's like God shit irony all over that family
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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