i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
Randomize
