you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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