he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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