I feel great
I just peed on a car
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I want a musical about memes.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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