I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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