Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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