On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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