when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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