new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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