Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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