just survived the first fart of the relationship.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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