im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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