I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
operation have a gay friend backfired
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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